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| Weight: Just A Minute
There, Fella Weighing in at 230 pounds on New Year's Day, 2008, I decided it was time to lose this fat suit and get back to a more healthier me. How's it going? |
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| Top 10
Reasons baggage handlers throw your banjo onto the plane's cargo hold
conveyor belt: Number 10 - I was only following orders, sir. Number 9 - Tired of throwing "just guitars". Number 8 - Puts the captain in that jolly take-off mood. Number 7 - Peer pressure from the refueling crew. Number 6 - Discourages "that ilk" from choosing air travel. Number 5 - Somebody on the internet said it's the best way to tune one. Number 4 - Still upset that local rock station put Dueling Banjos into heavy rotation for 2 weeks back in 1973. Number 3 - Dude, it just sounds so cool when they land. Number 2 - Desperate to meet Dixie Chicks' Emily Robison and is sure this is the best way to go about it. and the Number 1 reason:
That's the way Earl did it. |
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| ACB Goes Smoke-Free On July 1, 2007 the smoking ban that has been in effect at the ACB bunker since the spring of 2003 will be extended to include this website and its visitors. As the ban is phased in over the next several months, and in an effort to reduce the overall level of smoking during this transition, we will implement an odd/even system for users of this site. Users whose social security numbers end in an even number will be permitted to light up while visiting us on even-numbered days and those with odd-numbered IDs can puff away on odd-numbered days. To divulge your personal information to any of our ambitious customer service representatives call us Mondays between noon and one p.m., or to begin enjoying all of the hidden benefits that this offer implies immediately, simply click on any item in the Store, and in the space marked Quantity, insert the secret promotional code "75". Then sit back and relax while we do the rest. It's just that easy. |
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